Saturday, July 16, 2011

WTF Edition

Ok, so it's been a looooong while since I last posted something. Real Life kept me away from the net for a while but I'm back and here with some WTF moments in products.

The Fetus Cookie Cutter...this is pretty self explanatory but seriously, who in the world would want to eat cookies shaped like unborn babies!?

The Dog Masturbation Doll...again, self explaining but I wonder what kind of sick person wants a sex toy for their dog. One in which they have to clean out the lovely little pouch that holds the Really? You'd buy this for your dog?

The Playmobile Hazmat set. Really? You want your kids to pretend that they're hazardous waste collectors...well, alrighty then. No accounting for taste I suppose. And I actually really like Playmobile, they have awesome toys, but this one just left me scratching my head.

And last for this entry:

Cat Butt that again. CAT BUTT GUM. As in gum you chew...that tastes like cat butt? Or just comes in a cat butt shaped container? Cause either way, still sounds way too gross for me, sorry.

Until next time, stay strange my friends!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

How to speed up your Life

Last vid from Liquid Generation I think I'll post, but awesome and although it's an ad for Sprint, this is really helpful! Well...most of it is, the parking one just scares the daylights out of me.

Talkin' Animals, British Style

Found another from Liquid Generation I had to share, I laughed so hard at this one! Some parts may not be safe for work or kids, but go for it ;)
British humor from ‘Walk On The Wild Side'

7 Billion

Found this vid on Liquid Generation and had to share. You'll see why when you hit Play.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Keanu Immortal? Um...No.

Ok, this has been a Meme for so long no one remembers how it started, much like the "Sad Keanu" meme. But this one just annoys me a little so I figured I'd try my hand at ending it, or at least educating people a little.

First, this is what people see as "Proof" that Keanu is Immortal:

And now we have "Jesus Keanu" of all things:

Can anyone say Photoshop?

BUT! I have proof that he actually is a real, honest to goodness, plain old human being. He was once a child!

So come on people, sure the guy ages gracefully but he AGES! Get off the Immortal kick and leave the bad actor alone.


I ALWAYS wondered what Kanye was hiding under those hideous sunglasses! XD

Ok ok, I know this is obviously fake (DUH) but when I saw it I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself! Had to share it, as goofy and juvenile as it is, so there you go, enjoy!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Product FAILS

These are products that I personally feel are fails in both the *apparent* need for them and also for just poor planning on designers parts. My opinion only, so take it all with a grain of salt and possinly a nice stiff drink to up the hilarity.

First we have...The BJ Light!
Really? You need a light for this? Ok, so going down on your man or woman may not be the most graceful thing at times but it's pretty easy to do with a ceiling light, floor lamp or candle giving you some sort of light in the room if you need it. Most do it in the dark so why need a light to begin with? Plus the fact that it looks like a headset for telemarketing...

Next we have... Chicken in a Can!
Ok ewww...gelatinous pre-cooked fowl in a it's own nasty gelatinous looking 'gravy'. I'm not even sure that is gravy and frankly, the idea of what it could be makes me ill. I've seen videos on YouTybe showing people eatting this stuff and gagged the whole time. In fact, most of them were gagging too so it's obviously as hideous in taste as it is in looks. I'd rather eat Spam.

And last, but certainly not least since I have a ton more weird things to add later, are the Horse Undies!
Seriously Japan, WTF!? I...I can't even talk about these save that they give whole new meaning to "Ride the Pony"...

Until next time my friends...stay weird!