Sunday, November 21, 2010

"Creative" Grooming...

Ok, back in September the news hit that a girl in England, Natasha Gregory, dyed her little cat pink to match her hair. Read the story here if you haven't already seen it: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-11418607


Now, I am a trained animal groomer, I have the certificate to prove it and I love the work. It's hard and messy and I've been bitten before and scratched all to hell but it's well worth it, it gives me a sence of acomplishment at the end of the day.

But one thing I refuse to do is the so-called Creative Grooming...where you dye your dog or cat in multi colors, cut the fur in all sorts of weird ways and maybe even paint the claws. The story above pushed me to write this entry after it stewed in my head for a while, festering and becoming what I'm sure is a tumor.

A) As with any hair dyes, it can cause allergic reactions, pain, or severe itching.
B) Painting nails (which I have done before but didn't like doing) is hard, messy work and causes stress on the dog.
C) If you want a multi colored dog or cat, buy a stuffed animal.

But does this stop people? Nope, not in the least. They actually hold competitions on how creatively you can groom your dog and probably not unpredictably, poodles are usually the overwhelming majority, though westies are also popular.

I said I painted a few dog's claws...I'm digging up bad memories for this one guys.

*takes a moment to collect myself*

Ok, so the two dogs I did this two belonged to different people. One was a boxer and he, yes HE, hated it. His owner wanted his nails to be bright pink. Now, they have 'dog friendly' nail polish that's supposed to be non toxic, but they really have the same ingredients as normal human polish so go figure. Anyways, I had the dog up on the table painting away, a chore in itself since you paint one thens pray a drying agent on it, move to the next one, drying agent, next, etc. Boxers as a whole are pretty energetic and this process annoyed the bejeezus out of this poor thing, made a mess of the table and me and by the time I was done he was so stressed out he was panting heavily and trembling.

The second was a dachsund...and he was terrified before he even got on the table. In fact, he wouldn't stay so his owner, yes this was another BOY dog, picked him up and held him. I got three done and he was so scared he actually pissed all over her twice! But she said keep going so I did. I worked for a man that wouldn't have let me quit even if the dog had chewed through it's own foot to get away. So I kept going...by the time I was done, she was soaked, the thing was shaking like it was having a seizure and all I got for it was $10!

Below is a pic of a pug with it's nails painted I got off Google:


In my search for images of all this ridiculousness I came across a woman that's won numerous awards for it during Creative Grooming contests...and admitedly her work is very good. I just wish it was on something other then the poor dogs...Her site, http://www.pinkcoyote.net/ , has most of these pics and more, but I may as well show you a few to give your minds something to work over:






Like I said, good work. Everything is well colored and cut, good proportions and all that but seriously, it had to be done on a poodle? I cringe to think of the embarassment that poor thing had to go through for this...and not just her's but every dog that goes through it. I've had to do some odd groom jobs, one of which was a mohawk on a cocker spaniel, but nothing ever this crazy.

But it seems to be gaining in popularity, which is what gets me. Why do this to your pets when you could just buy a stuffed animal? If you want a toy that badly, toy stores are friggin' everywhere, take your pick!

But now there are not only dogs dyed in bright, ridiculous colors:






There are dogs dyed to look like other animals:







And it doesn't end there:





Yes, those are more cats and even baby chickens... *head hits the desk with a groan*

SERIOUSLY!? As a groomer, this just makes me gnash my teeth. The dye/polish is supposed to be non-toxic but they can still have the same bad effects that they have on us. But some people claim to use food coloring...not much better in my opinion, though probably not as toxic. It doesn't mean we should do it though. The dogs and cats don't look all that pleased to me, and the chicks are a novelty for kids for about a week until they get their full feathers in and are then just chickens.

I just don't understand what the appeal is...if you're not a six year old girl. And even then, you can buy a stuffed animal, it's that easy. But no...this is gaining popularity and frankly, I think it's a mild sort of animal abuse.

I hope that it falls out of favor soon, for the sakes of the animals it's done on.

~Shara

Saturday, November 20, 2010

What the....Okay, why?

This is kind of scary and awesome at the same time:

ROBOCOP ON A UNICORN. Read that again, I'll wait.

Ok? Got that image firmly in mind? Good, we can continue.

For some reason this has become kind of a thing, artists have been making images of Robocop on a Unicorn for who knows what reason. Here's a sampling of just a few I've found:





And that's just a few! Ok ok, Robocop is awesome, Unicorns rule but put them together like this? You get equal parts nightmare fuel and uncontrollable giggles...at least I do.

Though I do kind of think the cartoony tattoo is cute...what? I'm allowed to be both girly and tough at the same time, no law against that! *defensive shifty eye mode*

But...can someone explain to me why this is a "Thing"?

~Shara

Muppet Tattoos and Contemplation...

Alrighty, if you don't already know, I am a HUGE Jim Henson/Muppet fan. I have nearly all the movies, the box sets of The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock and Dinosaurs and am always on the look out for more stuff. My friends and family call me obsessive...I call myself dedicated.

Because of my...erm...dedication, I have been thinking about getting a Muppet tattoo. I already have two tattoos, one of a little star on my ankle I did myself with a needle and india ink (not recommended) and one over my heart of my the fursonas my husband and I claim as our own that I designed myself; he has a matching one on his arm. (pictures below)



Yes they are fursonas, both my husband and I are Otherkin as well as Pagan. If you don't like that, that's fine but don't judge us! I don't deal well with flamers. Fair warning people.

Anyways, back to the Muppets.

As I said, I was thinking of getting a tattoo of one or two of them and went to Google for ideas. But oddly enough, most tattos I've seen are of the Electric Mayhem, Dr. Teeth or Animal. A few are of other Muppets or Sesame Street characters but not many. Why is that? I mean, yes, they are awesome but seriously? How many people need the same character? Jim Henson came up with thousands, be original people!

That's not to say the tattoo's aren't awesome, because they are! I love them, I just wonder why the small pool of characters...
Here are some that I saw and love, all found via Google so if you have that tattoo or know who does, gimme a shout!









Aren't those awesome? Ignore the two with the Ugliest Tattoo thing on the bottom, the guy judged them so wrongly in my opinion... Love the bright colors, so vivid and they did the fur wonderfully, whoever the artists were.

For me though, I have my faves in the Muppet World...

I think it'll be hard choosing since I have a three way tie going on: The Frackles (not to be confused with the Fraggles), Thog and Sweetums.

Sweetums is awesome, just look at him and you know what I mean:

But he's huge, so I'm not sure where I'd put him...hmm...

Then there's Thog, one of the largest body-suit type Muppets the Henson Company ever made and he is made of Win and Awesome:

But he's even bigger! Oy...I know I'm a big girl but sheesh, I only have so much skin...

But the Frackles...those I think I can do and it might just be the Ultimate Win in my book, a group pic of them or something. Here's some pics of the various Frackles to choose from:










So there you have it...my choices...though now that I'm looking at the HUGE file of Henson stuff I have, I'm seeing more I want. I think I may be in for a long time in choosing the right one for me...sheesh...

If any of you have a Muppet tat you want to show off, or know the people that have the ones I put above, send me a line and I'd be glad to put them up!

~Shara

Friday, November 19, 2010

Merchandise I think is Brilliant

The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
Ok, I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan, but because of my husband it's growing on me and I absolutely LOVE this!
You can buy one here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

Din-ink Pen Utensils
Din-ink pen cap utensils by Cingoli, Bellisario, Cellini and Fontana recently tied for first place in Designboom's 'Dining in 2015' contest.
Unfortunately they aren't for sale...yet. But I will keep my eye out for them!

The Car Pet

Ok, these are just too adorable! I know, I know, it's just carpet with eyes on it but come on, how cute are they?! *gushes of love*
You can buy your own here: http://www.my-car-pet.com/?gclid=CPyUs579rKUCFdJL5QodgjoBbQ

Bacon Toothpicks

Now, everybody loves bacon, I have yet to meet anyone that doesn't and dude, seriously? How awesome would it be to have the luscious flavor of bacon without the mess and clean your teeth at the same time?
You can buy them here: http://www.epartyunlimited.com/bacon-flavored-toothpicks.html


That's all for now, happy shopping!
~Shara