Last vid from Liquid Generation I think I'll post, but awesome and although it's an ad for Sprint, this is really helpful! Well...most of it is, the parking one just scares the daylights out of me.
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Talkin' Animals, British Style
Found another from Liquid Generation I had to share, I laughed so hard at this one! Some parts may not be safe for work or kids, but go for it ;)
British humor from ‘Walk On The Wild Side'
British humor from ‘Walk On The Wild Side'
Monday, April 26, 2010
Awesome and Strange Products
Ok, the world of consumerism is full of useful and not so useful things. It is also full of things that are either stupid or the things of nightmares. However, I present to you thing that I've found and want...badly.
They are either awesome to the extreme or weird enough to elicit fits of happy giggles when I think about them.
One day my pretties...I shall own you!
The Butter Stick from Japan...when I first saw this I wanted it and covet it to this day. How awesome would it be to have? No more knives, no more mess, just a simple twist tube of delicious buttery goodness!
The Cookie and Coffee cup...holy cow this is sweet! I want some of these, I really do but the only problem I see is if you tip the cup just a little your poor cookies will be on a rollercoaster ride to the floor...and that's so sad...
Designed by Jules Ponsioen and Jeremy Nagel the HOI Magazine Chair is the stuff of dreams to me. I'm a huge book person and having a chair that surrounds me in my beloved little paper retreats would be the be all and end all of my (eventual) library room. If only it didn't cost a small fortune...
Ok, ok I know this is just a watermelon, but look at that packaging! Godzilla has always been a fave monster of mine and this packaging just enforces his awesomeness in my opinion. You know you've all trampled mini lego or block cities pretending to be him when you were little, now you can pretend you're eatting his unborn offspring in all thier watermelony deliciousness!
*coughs and gets a hold of myself again*
Excuse me, let the awesome get to me, I apologize. But it's all still awesome in a strange way I think. Or maybe it's just me...either way, rock on all you creators of the awesome!
~Shara (wow, lot's of awesomes in this huh?)
They are either awesome to the extreme or weird enough to elicit fits of happy giggles when I think about them.
One day my pretties...I shall own you!
The Butter Stick from Japan...when I first saw this I wanted it and covet it to this day. How awesome would it be to have? No more knives, no more mess, just a simple twist tube of delicious buttery goodness!
The Cookie and Coffee cup...holy cow this is sweet! I want some of these, I really do but the only problem I see is if you tip the cup just a little your poor cookies will be on a rollercoaster ride to the floor...and that's so sad...
Designed by Jules Ponsioen and Jeremy Nagel the HOI Magazine Chair is the stuff of dreams to me. I'm a huge book person and having a chair that surrounds me in my beloved little paper retreats would be the be all and end all of my (eventual) library room. If only it didn't cost a small fortune...
Ok, ok I know this is just a watermelon, but look at that packaging! Godzilla has always been a fave monster of mine and this packaging just enforces his awesomeness in my opinion. You know you've all trampled mini lego or block cities pretending to be him when you were little, now you can pretend you're eatting his unborn offspring in all thier watermelony deliciousness!
*coughs and gets a hold of myself again*
Excuse me, let the awesome get to me, I apologize. But it's all still awesome in a strange way I think. Or maybe it's just me...either way, rock on all you creators of the awesome!
~Shara (wow, lot's of awesomes in this huh?)
For all you prospective Cannibals out there...
Ever want to eat a human but were too afraid of the negative repercussions? Well, you may (or may not) have your chance with...HUFU!
Mark Nuckols, CEO of HUFU, states that it's a healthy alternative to human flesh. Now, there's been a lot of talk about whether or not HUFU is a real product, will ever be made, has already been made, or even actually tastes like human (let's be honest, if you know what human tastes like, you're not about to blab it to everyone you know.) Here's the Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu
Personally, I've always had a morbid fascination with things like this. Cannibals, serial killers, cults, conspiracies, they've all caught my imagination because of how outlandish or truly frightning they can be. And while I have my own food phobias (I can't eat food that squeaks on my teeth or anything slimey...don't ask) I've actually been quite curious about trying this HUFU stuff if it actually comes to pass. I mean, what do I taste like? Chicken? Pork? Skittles? Oh wait, couldn't be Skittles, I'm not sweet enough... Bah, whatever, I still want to know what it tastes like!
There, I said it, I want to eat a fake human. *insert evil laugh here*
It's a strange product to be sure, but stranger things have been made that took off so who knows? With something as strange as HUFU and with so many starts and stops, we may never know what Long Pork really tastes like unless we happen to indulge in a little illegal activity, which is NOT recommended.
But wait, there's more! Apparently a trend is cropping up in Japan for Cannibal Banquets where you and your party is served a human body made entirely of food and it even 'bleeds' when you cut into it. Not sure how true this is either, but awesome nonetheless. Thank you Japan yet again for your wacky ideas!
Until next time my little cannibal wannabes!
~Shara
Mark Nuckols, CEO of HUFU, states that it's a healthy alternative to human flesh. Now, there's been a lot of talk about whether or not HUFU is a real product, will ever be made, has already been made, or even actually tastes like human (let's be honest, if you know what human tastes like, you're not about to blab it to everyone you know.) Here's the Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu
Personally, I've always had a morbid fascination with things like this. Cannibals, serial killers, cults, conspiracies, they've all caught my imagination because of how outlandish or truly frightning they can be. And while I have my own food phobias (I can't eat food that squeaks on my teeth or anything slimey...don't ask) I've actually been quite curious about trying this HUFU stuff if it actually comes to pass. I mean, what do I taste like? Chicken? Pork? Skittles? Oh wait, couldn't be Skittles, I'm not sweet enough... Bah, whatever, I still want to know what it tastes like!
There, I said it, I want to eat a fake human. *insert evil laugh here*
It's a strange product to be sure, but stranger things have been made that took off so who knows? With something as strange as HUFU and with so many starts and stops, we may never know what Long Pork really tastes like unless we happen to indulge in a little illegal activity, which is NOT recommended.
But wait, there's more! Apparently a trend is cropping up in Japan for Cannibal Banquets where you and your party is served a human body made entirely of food and it even 'bleeds' when you cut into it. Not sure how true this is either, but awesome nonetheless. Thank you Japan yet again for your wacky ideas!
Until next time my little cannibal wannabes!
~Shara
Manswers, not just for Men
Manswers is a show on the Spike channel in America, not sure if they air it in other countries but they probably do. It's basically a show that asks questions that men want answers to and then promptly answers them using erotic and scantily clad ladies, funny demonstrations and just goofy maleness.
Now, as a woman part of me feels honor bound to be highly offended by this show that seems to revel in the testosterone laden entertainment but in reality I absolutely love it. Sure it's stupid, yes it's crude, but dammit it's funny! Examples of the questions they ask and the answers:
Which travels faster, man or sperm?
- Sperm scientifically travels 5 mph faster than the fastest man in the world.
How can you tell if she has saggy or firm tits before ripping her clothes off?
- How high it bounces when jogging. If it bounces higher then a 45 degree angle to her face, her tits are saggy. If it bounces lower then 45 degrees or barely at all, they are firm.
What would happen to a woman if she took natural male enhancement pills?
- High blood pressure. The amount of blood looking for a male's penis would not be able to find one hence raising blood pressure to a high level.
Ok, ok, so not everyone wants to know that or even needs to, but it's fun and goofy and sometimes it's a nice escape from all those totally retarded reality shows on TV nowadays. Plus, in a crude way it's actually scientific. So it's kind of like Mythbusters meets South Park. Yeah, that's a good analogy I think, pardon the respective creators if they take offense though!
So if you have a sense of humor, a strong stomach and can't be embarassed easily I highly recommend you check Manswers out!
~Shara
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