Showing posts with label bizarre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bizarre. Show all posts

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Retarded Animal Products


The Chew Toy Table Leg Cover...
Am I the only one that see's this as a bad thing? Teaching your dog that it's ok to chew on the legs of your furniture. Wouldn't he continue to think it's alright even after you take the thing off once if gets all skeevy? I can see homeowners screeching because Fifi has gnawed the leg off the coffetable because, well, it was ok before right?


Fish Bowl Bookends...
Alright, this is just stupid. I am a great lover of all things book and the one thing I and those that are like me knows is that water and books do not mix! I can see these evaporating over the course of a few days, if only a little, and ruining whatever books you have between them. Not to mention the poor fish will probably die a slow and horrible death, with no airation, no filtration and such a small space. Cruelty to animals and books, it should be illegal I tell you!


Cover-ups for your dogs bunghole...
Seriously? You really worry that much about your dogs backdoor showing? Really? And the girl looks creepy too...waaaay too happy about the flower covering her dogs ass.


The iPod dock in a Dog Jacket...
NO! I am honestly so tired of all the crap they come up with for the damn iPods and now this? Why would you do this? Don't you have a pocket or one of those arm bands that hold your stupid little music box for you? You really have to make your poor dog suffer by carrying and hearing your lousy music? Sheesh people, just stop it already...


The Pet Highchair...
Now, I know most people love their pets and those with tiny pets seem to love them a little more in a crazy sort of way. They treat them like babies, dressing them up and carrying the poor things everywhere and now this? Why? I'm an animal person, I adore animals, but treating a dog or cat like your child and dressing it up in frilly little outfits or giving it a HIGHCHAIR is just ridiculous! It's a DOG people...they are not supposed to sit at the table, think of the hygiene if nothing else!

Ok, that's all I can handle for stupid pet products at the moment, I think my I.Q. just dropped 40 points...I need coffee and the Science Channel to fix this problem.

~Shara

....no...just no...


Ok, I've been a traveler of the Internet for a while now and things jump out at me that just scream evil. This is one such thing. I have no idea where this is from or even think I want to know where it's from but when I first saw it I nearly pissed myself.
Fish of some sort...teeth...in...the...can...WTF!?
I mean seriously, WTF!? Those are friggin' teeth in the friggin' can for all that's holy! Are you meant to eat that? Or open it to induce nightmares? Why on earth would that be a food item?
I just don't know and am happily in the dark about it, thank you very much...
I know it's an old picture and I hope that whoever makes this has stopped and gained a soul because whoever made it obviously was lacking one at the time it was made.
This is truly shudder-inducing if not nightmare-inducing and honestly, it makes me queasy just looking at it...

Until next time...
~Shara

Welcome to The World of Strange

Enter the World of Strange and find things, art, objects and musings on this crazy world and the things it holds, both man made and natural.
In this blog I, Shara, will take you on a tour of the weird and strange, the cool and odd that this world has to offer. Opinions will be shared, strong language used at times and slightly NSFW things might show up on occasion but do not fear my friends, warnings shall lead the way!

The pictures I include won't have links to who made them or where they're from since I rarely find those things out, I find things on random searches in the vast thing called the Internet (if you don't know what that is, you've stumbled into a different dimension. Turn around and go home.) BUT...if any of you lovely readers knows of the links an/or makers of said things, please feel free to share them in the comments so that others can see!
Not sure how often I will post, dear readers, my life is busy...but never fear, for I find things all the time and will post them post-haste I assure you. Some things will no doubt have been posted on other sites and for that I offer no apologies, I see things, I like or hate them, I post them again. If you don't like that you are free to look elsewhere for your Internet Esoterica.

So, without further ado, my very first post and a thing that is near and dear to my heart if only because it gives me hysterical giggles every time I think about it... The Centrifugal Birthing Apparatus!




Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this (thankfully) non-patented device was made to basically throw the baby clear of the birth canal using centrifugal force... All I can think of every time I see or think of this monstrosity is flying babies hitting walls as the hapless mother screams while being whirled around in a circle! What were they thinking?!
I have no idea but I am SO glad it was never made. The cleanup alone should deter people from even trying. When I told my husband about this he nearly died of milk inhalation and said I was never allowed to try it when we finally decide to have children and my response was a resounding DUH. I mean seriously, centrifugal force to eject a baby? WTF!?
Well, until next time I leave you to think on that...and I apologize in advance if any of you inhaled any liquids when you saw the pictures.
~Shara