Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Saturday, July 16, 2011

WTF Edition

Ok, so it's been a looooong while since I last posted something. Real Life kept me away from the net for a while but I'm back and here with some WTF moments in products.


The Fetus Cookie Cutter...this is pretty self explanatory but seriously, who in the world would want to eat cookies shaped like unborn babies!?


The Dog Masturbation Doll...again, self explaining but I wonder what kind of sick person wants a sex toy for their dog. One in which they have to clean out the lovely little pouch that holds the dogs...um...leavings. Really? You'd buy this for your dog?


The Playmobile Hazmat set. Really? You want your kids to pretend that they're hazardous waste collectors...well, alrighty then. No accounting for taste I suppose. And I actually really like Playmobile, they have awesome toys, but this one just left me scratching my head.

And last for this entry:

Cat Butt Gum...read that again. CAT BUTT GUM. As in gum you chew...that tastes like cat butt? Or just comes in a cat butt shaped container? Cause either way, still sounds way too gross for me, sorry.

Until next time, stay strange my friends!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Keanu Reeves...is Immortal? Um...No.

Ok, this has been a Meme for so long no one remembers how it started, much like the "Sad Keanu" meme. But this one just annoys me a little so I figured I'd try my hand at ending it, or at least educating people a little.

First, this is what people see as "Proof" that Keanu is Immortal:


And now we have "Jesus Keanu" of all things:

Can anyone say Photoshop?

BUT! I have proof that he actually is a real, honest to goodness, plain old human being. He was once a child!


So come on people, sure the guy ages gracefully but he AGES! Get off the Immortal kick and leave the bad actor alone.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Product FAILS

These are products that I personally feel are fails in both the *apparent* need for them and also for just poor planning on designers parts. My opinion only, so take it all with a grain of salt and possinly a nice stiff drink to up the hilarity.


First we have...The BJ Light!
Really? You need a light for this? Ok, so going down on your man or woman may not be the most graceful thing at times but it's pretty easy to do with a ceiling light, floor lamp or candle giving you some sort of light in the room if you need it. Most do it in the dark so why need a light to begin with? Plus the fact that it looks like a headset for telemarketing...


Next we have... Chicken in a Can!
Ok ewww...gelatinous pre-cooked fowl in a can...in it's own nasty gelatinous looking 'gravy'. I'm not even sure that is gravy and frankly, the idea of what it could be makes me ill. I've seen videos on YouTybe showing people eatting this stuff and gagged the whole time. In fact, most of them were gagging too so it's obviously as hideous in taste as it is in looks. I'd rather eat Spam.


And last, but certainly not least since I have a ton more weird things to add later, are the Horse Undies!
Seriously Japan, WTF!? I...I can't even talk about these save that they give whole new meaning to "Ride the Pony"...

Until next time my friends...stay weird!
~Shara

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Woman claims to own the Sun...



A woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia, Angeles Duran, said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first." That is a quote directly from her.

To read the full story go here: http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpps/news/offbeat/spanish-woman-claims-she-now-owns-sun-dpgonc-20101126-gc_10808147

She want's to also tax everyone on the planet for use of the Sun, with 50% going to Spain's government, 20% to Spain's pension plan, 10% to research, 10% to end world hunger and the remaining 10% for herself...

She plans on giving most of the money to Spain? When EVERYONE uses the Sun? What's wrong with this picture? Personally I think she is both crazy and stupid, though she argues against that. I know that there is a law saying no country can own the moon, but apparently the Sun is fair game? I don't think so, honey!

A) The Sun supports all of us, not just Spain, so get over yourself.
B) Owning the Sun is just as ridiculous as the guy that claimed the moon and the rest of the planets.
and C) What the F-word are you thinking?!How selfish can you be to use most of the so-called taxes on this ridiculous venture to forward only your own country? When all of us use it?

Please...Angeles Duran, never breed. It's for everyone's good.


UPDATE!
Apparently, Ms. Duran has no legal ground to stand on, the Sun is still free for all. Like we didn't already know that.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/11/30/you-cant-own-the-sun-no-not-yours/

~Shara

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

I do not agree with this concept at all...



I found this on The Daily What and I have to agree with the comment, I don't like this at all.

Architect Hideyuki Nakayama and door handles and levers manufacturer UNION came up with glass doorknobs that let you see into the room the door leads to and anything going on in it...

Am I the only one that thinks this a horrible idea and an invitation to invade someones privacy? Sheer lunacy, in my opinion...

*shakes head* I wonder so much lately what's happened to common sence and decency in this world...

~Shara

No Comment...



Ok no, I have a comment. Lots in fact.

This item is made by Atech, http://www.atechflash.com/products-icartaplus.html , and is sold on Amazon, http://www.amazon.com/iCarta-iPod-Stereo-Tissue-Holder/dp/B000HWX1J8 , for iPod users who apparently can't live long enough without their music to go to the bathroom.

What? You can't wait five minutes to listen to your Lady Gaga or Sting? Really?

And you have $100 to blow on a glorified toilet paper dispenser? Must be nice to have disposable income like that in this day and age.

Here's the specs on the thing from Atechs site:

Features:

*Built-in Rechargeable Battery provides up to 8 hours of playtime on full charge
*Plays music and podcasts from your iPhone (2G/3G/3GS/4G) / iPod players
*4 Integrated high performance moisture-free speakers deliver exceptional
clarity and high quality sound
*Charges your iPod while playing music
(will not Charge iPhone 3G/3GS, iPod Touch 2G and up, iPod nano 4G and up)
*Line-in option to play music from MP3, CD, or other Music Players
*Shuffle option allows you to play iPod shuffle(1G only)
*Integrated Bath tissue holder that can be easily folded as a stereo dock
*Requires AC Power (AC Adapter included)
*Easy to setup Wall Mount
*Can be used as tabletop Stereo setup

My fave is "Can be used as tabletop Stereo setup" ........

Really?! You want a toilet paper dispenser on your table? Wow...ok then, no accounting for taste I guess. It would be a talking point for friends coming over. Not that that's a good thing.

If you can't stand the five or so minutes it takes to go to the bathroom, you know there are these really cool things called headphones you could always use. And they're cheap. But hey, who am I to judge what people do with there money?

*head hits the desk in disgust*

~Shara

Monday, November 22, 2010

Wait, what?



Tax authorities in Croatia asked the 1 month old baby of Snezana Kolar Tomic to provide proof that she didn't make any income in 2009...before she was even born!
http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2010-10-19/14483/Baby_asked_to_prove_she_did_not_make_any_income_in_mother%27s_belly

I'm seriously wondering if the state of things in other parts of the world are so bad that the Tax people have to strongarm babies.

I mean, seriously? How can a baby even work in the womb, if that was at all possible which anyone with a brain knows it's not, but if so, how???

What, do they have a tiny desk in there with a mini laptop so they can collate? Or maybe they run a Pyramid Scheme by mail? You'd think the mom at the very least would notice that kind of thing.

This is definately not helping my whole "baby issue" thing...and the way America is acting lately, I can totally see this happenning here too. Which scares me.

~Shara

Sunday, November 21, 2010

"Creative" Grooming...

Ok, back in September the news hit that a girl in England, Natasha Gregory, dyed her little cat pink to match her hair. Read the story here if you haven't already seen it: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-11418607


Now, I am a trained animal groomer, I have the certificate to prove it and I love the work. It's hard and messy and I've been bitten before and scratched all to hell but it's well worth it, it gives me a sence of acomplishment at the end of the day.

But one thing I refuse to do is the so-called Creative Grooming...where you dye your dog or cat in multi colors, cut the fur in all sorts of weird ways and maybe even paint the claws. The story above pushed me to write this entry after it stewed in my head for a while, festering and becoming what I'm sure is a tumor.

A) As with any hair dyes, it can cause allergic reactions, pain, or severe itching.
B) Painting nails (which I have done before but didn't like doing) is hard, messy work and causes stress on the dog.
C) If you want a multi colored dog or cat, buy a stuffed animal.

But does this stop people? Nope, not in the least. They actually hold competitions on how creatively you can groom your dog and probably not unpredictably, poodles are usually the overwhelming majority, though westies are also popular.

I said I painted a few dog's claws...I'm digging up bad memories for this one guys.

*takes a moment to collect myself*

Ok, so the two dogs I did this two belonged to different people. One was a boxer and he, yes HE, hated it. His owner wanted his nails to be bright pink. Now, they have 'dog friendly' nail polish that's supposed to be non toxic, but they really have the same ingredients as normal human polish so go figure. Anyways, I had the dog up on the table painting away, a chore in itself since you paint one thens pray a drying agent on it, move to the next one, drying agent, next, etc. Boxers as a whole are pretty energetic and this process annoyed the bejeezus out of this poor thing, made a mess of the table and me and by the time I was done he was so stressed out he was panting heavily and trembling.

The second was a dachsund...and he was terrified before he even got on the table. In fact, he wouldn't stay so his owner, yes this was another BOY dog, picked him up and held him. I got three done and he was so scared he actually pissed all over her twice! But she said keep going so I did. I worked for a man that wouldn't have let me quit even if the dog had chewed through it's own foot to get away. So I kept going...by the time I was done, she was soaked, the thing was shaking like it was having a seizure and all I got for it was $10!

Below is a pic of a pug with it's nails painted I got off Google:


In my search for images of all this ridiculousness I came across a woman that's won numerous awards for it during Creative Grooming contests...and admitedly her work is very good. I just wish it was on something other then the poor dogs...Her site, http://www.pinkcoyote.net/ , has most of these pics and more, but I may as well show you a few to give your minds something to work over:






Like I said, good work. Everything is well colored and cut, good proportions and all that but seriously, it had to be done on a poodle? I cringe to think of the embarassment that poor thing had to go through for this...and not just her's but every dog that goes through it. I've had to do some odd groom jobs, one of which was a mohawk on a cocker spaniel, but nothing ever this crazy.

But it seems to be gaining in popularity, which is what gets me. Why do this to your pets when you could just buy a stuffed animal? If you want a toy that badly, toy stores are friggin' everywhere, take your pick!

But now there are not only dogs dyed in bright, ridiculous colors:






There are dogs dyed to look like other animals:







And it doesn't end there:





Yes, those are more cats and even baby chickens... *head hits the desk with a groan*

SERIOUSLY!? As a groomer, this just makes me gnash my teeth. The dye/polish is supposed to be non-toxic but they can still have the same bad effects that they have on us. But some people claim to use food coloring...not much better in my opinion, though probably not as toxic. It doesn't mean we should do it though. The dogs and cats don't look all that pleased to me, and the chicks are a novelty for kids for about a week until they get their full feathers in and are then just chickens.

I just don't understand what the appeal is...if you're not a six year old girl. And even then, you can buy a stuffed animal, it's that easy. But no...this is gaining popularity and frankly, I think it's a mild sort of animal abuse.

I hope that it falls out of favor soon, for the sakes of the animals it's done on.

~Shara

Saturday, November 20, 2010

What the....Okay, why?

This is kind of scary and awesome at the same time:

ROBOCOP ON A UNICORN. Read that again, I'll wait.

Ok? Got that image firmly in mind? Good, we can continue.

For some reason this has become kind of a thing, artists have been making images of Robocop on a Unicorn for who knows what reason. Here's a sampling of just a few I've found:





And that's just a few! Ok ok, Robocop is awesome, Unicorns rule but put them together like this? You get equal parts nightmare fuel and uncontrollable giggles...at least I do.

Though I do kind of think the cartoony tattoo is cute...what? I'm allowed to be both girly and tough at the same time, no law against that! *defensive shifty eye mode*

But...can someone explain to me why this is a "Thing"?

~Shara

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Welcome to The World of Strange

Enter the World of Strange and find things, art, objects and musings on this crazy world and the things it holds, both man made and natural.
In this blog I, Shara, will take you on a tour of the weird and strange, the cool and odd that this world has to offer. Opinions will be shared, strong language used at times and slightly NSFW things might show up on occasion but do not fear my friends, warnings shall lead the way!

The pictures I include won't have links to who made them or where they're from since I rarely find those things out, I find things on random searches in the vast thing called the Internet (if you don't know what that is, you've stumbled into a different dimension. Turn around and go home.) BUT...if any of you lovely readers knows of the links an/or makers of said things, please feel free to share them in the comments so that others can see!
Not sure how often I will post, dear readers, my life is busy...but never fear, for I find things all the time and will post them post-haste I assure you. Some things will no doubt have been posted on other sites and for that I offer no apologies, I see things, I like or hate them, I post them again. If you don't like that you are free to look elsewhere for your Internet Esoterica.

So, without further ado, my very first post and a thing that is near and dear to my heart if only because it gives me hysterical giggles every time I think about it... The Centrifugal Birthing Apparatus!




Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this (thankfully) non-patented device was made to basically throw the baby clear of the birth canal using centrifugal force... All I can think of every time I see or think of this monstrosity is flying babies hitting walls as the hapless mother screams while being whirled around in a circle! What were they thinking?!
I have no idea but I am SO glad it was never made. The cleanup alone should deter people from even trying. When I told my husband about this he nearly died of milk inhalation and said I was never allowed to try it when we finally decide to have children and my response was a resounding DUH. I mean seriously, centrifugal force to eject a baby? WTF!?
Well, until next time I leave you to think on that...and I apologize in advance if any of you inhaled any liquids when you saw the pictures.
~Shara